Nature took pity on the residents of Baku, this time ice fell from the sky. Up there they have promised that precipitation will no longer fall in liquid form on the Absheron Peninsula. Because when it does, it floods houses, people suffocate, books and notebooks get wet.
I'm joking, keeping books at home is considered a bad omen here. In any house with more than 100 books, its residents have died of unknown diseases. Girls from houses with 150 books are not chosen by anyone, they remain single. When the number of books exceeds 200, you have to call mouse-cat control to fumigate the house, otherwise it is impossible to live there.
Sabir's poem “Books piled up like a mountain everywhere, At home, in the corridor, and on the balcony. I say, hey man, take a look, What is this business, may your eyes be ashes!” no longer needs to be read. Mashallah.
Therefore, if you recall the flood days videos, we never witnessed the event of rain wetting a bookcase in any house. Alhamdulillah. There is one main book, reading it is enough.
Water has other forms too, for example, in summer vapor will be given from the sky to Baku, we will enjoy it like in a sauna. All these are clear results of the purposeful reforms being carried out.
The most important sphere of reforms is medicine. Intense work is being done there these days, directors are being dismissed, the subordination of administrations is changing, etc. I even read such talk and was stunned: “The second major direction of reforms is expanding the role of TABIB. According to new decisions, functions of providing medicines and medical supplies will also be transferred to TABIB” (APA).
This means until now TABIB has been healing us without medicines and drugs!
This is fantastic. Personally, on my own behalf and on behalf of the voters of deputy Zabil, we express our deep gratitude. (Gratitude came out this way in turn, it is pointless to look for special meaning).
From now on, after needles and medicines arrive, Azrael's activity in our country will be completely frozen. It would be better not to issue him a visa at the border. Or let's use the coronavirus pandemic as an excuse and not let him enter our country. Let him make the effort to come by land if he can. We will all live 800 years. There are plenty of billions in the pension fund for this, do not worry.
The positive effect of the work done is evident in many details. For example, abroad, take America for instance, what does Trump write about his predecessors? Thank you: anything that comes to mind. He wraps Biden's day in a blue rag, compares Obama to a monkey, I don't know, he throws words at Bush, bites Clinton... What about the situation here? Here you go, I quote as is: “Former chairman of TABIB Vugar Gurbanov congratulated the new executive director Anar Bayramov. He shared this on his social media account. ‘Good luck’, said V. Gurbanov.” End of quote.
Excellent. Is there any hint of envy, jealousy, hatred, anger, or “may the chair I could not attain be broken”? None at all. On the contrary, he wished the position well. Abroad officials curse the old, here the old applauds the new and wishes well.
Who will benefit, of course, here only the moral and social well-being and health status of the people, the workers, is implied; the old chairman means to say, your work will be beneficial for the people.
As our ancestors said, a people’s eye that does not cry wears “Ray-Ban” glasses. Wrap yourself in a felt blanket, drag yourself to the carpet museum. There are many wise sayings, why write them all now, anyway, 600-700 years of life await us ahead.
I end the article on these optimistic notes, tomorrow it is expected that money will rain down from the sky in Baku, remember this and keep your bags ready.
Zamin HACI