In Qaradağ district, the bridge that so to speak connected Umbakı settlement with the Absheron mainland was destroyed as a result of the US-Iran war... Don't worry, this was a fake news, I just wanted to join the crowd since the world is currently flooded with fake news.
Meanwhile, to make it interesting, let's share another piece of news. People coming to us from Iran were mainly religious and drug traffickers, and after the war started, concerns arose among the public that there might be problems with these traffics. According to official sources, Iranian friends were detained in Agjabadi with several kilos of drugs. So, do not worry at all, the process continues. Our mullah brothers continue to throw opium our way even under the rain of bombs from Trump and Netanyahu. Well done, what else can we say. They never lose themselves.
That bridge in Qaradağ was washed away by a flood. People now cross over the gas pipe beside the bridge. To put it in geopolitical terms, they are breaking through the flood blockade.
In Masazır, a black hole appeared on the asphalt road. In Mehdiabad, a school cracked and even suspended classes; the ministry instructed the children to go to tutors for now, patch the cracks, and return later.
After floodwaters inundated the house of one of my friends, he gave himself the nickname "those who live both in water and on land." He says, "I used to belong to the reptile class before, now I live both in water and on land. You’re an educated man, where do you think this evolutionary process takes me?"
I said, actually, this is not evolution but devolution (reverse "evolution"), regression, because according to evolution, reptiles came from those living both in water and on land, it is a later stage: "But you have transformed from mammals to reptiles and now to those living in water and on land; hopefully, thanks to our successful economic and social policies, next time you won't turn into a shark." My friend said he doesn't get involved in politics and that I was breaking his head with provocative topics like revolution and devaluation. Then he hung up the phone (or threw it into the water at home, because at the last moment I heard a faint splash) and no longer talks to me.
However, in any case, there is progress, those who don't see it are blind. For example, it rained so much that the cubic paving stones got soaked like blotting paper and still haven't dried, yet the Baku City Executive Power immediately started washing the streets with soapy water. According to the critical stance of some unsupported dark forces, re-watering the city was unnecessary.
You just need to understand that currently there is a lot of soap in our country, and we use it to wash the streets. What else are we going to do with so much soap?
On the other hand, back in Soviet times, our world-famous singer Zeynab khanum used to give concerts in Europe and would come and tell us the stories of that magical world through AzTV. One of the episodes that I remember most was precisely about washing the streets with shampoo. If I am not mistaken, our esteemed artist saw it in Amsterdam. Look, now Baku is not lagging behind Amsterdam, maybe even ahead, since most likely they do not wash the streets when it rains there.
There is a parable similar to washing water with water to finish this piece; may our readers have a good day, amen.
In the twenties, two of our starving writers were invited to a gathering. On the table were bird's milk, deer meat, everything; falling into abundance, the writers started eating greedily. Suddenly, one artist saw that the other was tearing bread and eating it with the kebab. He said, "Hey, what are you doing, eat meat with meat!"
Zamin HACI